STAR Test Spoof
Back in middle school I made this spoof of the STAR test I wasn’t fond of. If I can find the document I’ll update this post with a pdf. I actually traced the cover to make the picture in that entry. Since it’s STAR testing time again, maybe I’ll make a new spoof. But I want to do a better, more offensive version.
Basically, the elements include:
- Answer ‘D’ is always 42 and is always right.
- Questions with no correct answer except D.
- Questions with more than one correct answer excluding D.
- Completely fucking ridiculous and random questions.
- Satirical questions.
- Survey questions which depend on the test-taker, but still have a “correct answer.”
- Questions in unreadable fonts or pictograms. May be real questions which are obscured.
Suggestions are welcome.
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Fuck star-testing bullshit. The government can go shove them up there ass.
I’m looking for ideas, not complaints, but we are in agreement.